-With 12 million illegal immigrants in America, Border security is hard at work. -America's latest serial killer you've never heard of. -And Miley Cyrus is probably going to jail.

Boys with blond or red hair or blue eyes turn into a bunch of liberals by the time that they're in high school. Guys that look like this vote for Ron Paul... It's because little girls are racist, sexist little bitches. After blowing off all of that steam...